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You Couldn't Pay Me To...
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be a weatherman in this neck of the woods.
For over a month, we have seen reports of rain.
Light rain, promises of heavy rain, and thunderstorm warnings, but no real rain to speak of.
It has rained to the North of me, to the South of me, to the East of me, to the West of me.
But, alas and alack! No rain for me.
I visit people who live less than 10 minutes away, and *they* have puddles in their yard!
"We're being flooded out," says they.
All I can think is "You've got my rain, you varmints!!" (Is their a Wild West-type punishment for rain stealers, lol?)
For over a month, we have seen reports of rain.
Light rain, promises of heavy rain, and thunderstorm warnings, but no real rain to speak of.
It has rained to the North of me, to the South of me, to the East of me, to the West of me.
But, alas and alack! No rain for me.
I visit people who live less than 10 minutes away, and *they* have puddles in their yard!
"We're being flooded out," says they.
All I can think is "You've got my rain, you varmints!!" (Is their a Wild West-type punishment for rain stealers, lol?)