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Senior joke...
At 85 years of age, Wally married LouAnne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities LouAnne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again, he is ready for action.
When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more. And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says: "You mean I was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
Since her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities LouAnne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again, he is ready for action.
When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more. And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says: "You mean I was here already?"
The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.