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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!!
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A man called home to his wife and said,
'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with
my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to
pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good
wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but
otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if
he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few
Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas
like I asked you to do?'
You'll love the answer....
The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your tackle box.....'
'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with
my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to
pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good
wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but
otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if
he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few
Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas
like I asked you to do?'
You'll love the answer....
The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your tackle box.....'