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Ron Is Missing!!!
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Ron was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-
wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Ron has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!
really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-
wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Ron has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!