Ok, I Heard This Joke…

'These two vampires used to take a non-vampire with them on their bar-hopping escapades. But whenever they ran out of money to buy their libations, they would jab their unfortunate human companion in the neck, and quench their thirst at his expense. He finally refused to go with them anymore, complaining, "I'm tired of getting stuck for the drinks!"' [ba-dum-dum!]

[ducking]

Yes, I know it's terrible... but I must have desperately needed the laugh, 'cause I laughed for a solid two minutes at this one, lol!!

Got any real groaners?